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RE: First service - Now Sidestand



Howdy, Andrea.

Although a centerstand can be a drag (sic), it has utility beyond that of a
mere maintenance convenience.  The next time you are on a high speed
motorway and a cager dogs your backside, use the centerstand to generate a
pyrotechnic display!  By grinding it on pavement while traveling at speed
you can create a wonderful shower of sparks and dust.  This will startle the
dim wit on your tail, causing him to back off in anticipation of your bike
exploding in flames.  A little hooliganism goes a long way when defending
oneself against automobiles.  Just a thought.

Crash (I've never actually done it myself, Your Honor)

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