bike humor, not pc

["Ann Bonnewell" <pendrag0n@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and
went to heaven.
At the gates, St.  Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with
God."
St.Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said,
"Ah,yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention-

1.  There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.
2.  It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3.  Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4.  The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
 And finally,
5.  The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial Super computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results.  The computer printed out a slip of paper and  God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,"but
according to these numbers, more people are riding my
invention than yours."
Have a laugh!  Ann, Kent, Britain.



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