Lawyer jokes (NOST) (was Re: [ST] Life saving properties of Triumphs)

["William A. Flowers" <wflowers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Previously, you (Richard & Lisa White) wrote:
 > Q:  What do you have when there is a lawyer buried up to his neck in
 > sand?
 > A:  Not enough sand.

Oooo!  Oooo!  My turn:

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a cold-blooded, scum-sucking bottom feeder.  The other is a fish.

Q: What do you call 999 lawyers in chains at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

Remember, you started it!
And it is Friday -- no more excuse needed.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion of suspension
mods and summer riding gear.

Isn't the custom seat discussion scheduled for August? Or do I have July
and August reversed?  ;-)

- --
Bill "Bench Dawg" Flowers
Clearwater FL
'00 Sapphire Blue ST "Jewel"


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