Re: [ST] RE: Where the buffalo roam

[Steve Lawler <slawler@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Rich Crinson wrote
> Wow, at last a reason to live in the UK, the worst we get are cats,...


	Speaking of cats. One night at around 2am, after a particularly grueling 
day at work I was riding home on the Blue Devil. I was half way through 
a right hander in a residential area when suddenly something shot out in 
front of me.
	Whump. Whump. The front bounced and while in the midst of recovering the 
rear slid out. Somehow I managed to get out of the mess and came to a 
stop. "What was THAT?"
	I dismounted, walked back and found a little pile of tabby cat with a 
bell on a pink ribbon around its neck. I figured I would kick it out of 
the way so that no one else would slip on it. Out of the corner of my 
eye, I caught head lights approaching. It was the local gendarme. "Son, 
what are you doing?"
	I like the way that the helmet hides my pate better than my hair ever did 
thus making it pleasant to be called "Son" by guys younger than me.
	"Pushing this cat out of the way."
	"Did you kill it?"
	"It ran out in front me. I couldn't avoid it on my bike." I pointed to my 
bike just up the road.
	The cop told me that I would have to find the owner. I said that I would 
gladly come back in the morning. He said "Now!" After arguing and being 
threatened with a night in jail I began my quest.
	I went to the nearest house. The door was answered by some scruffy, 280 
pound, wife-beater wearing, drunk who threatened me with bodily harm if 
I didn't get off his porch. I went and told the cop that if I was going 
to do this at this hour then he would have to come up to the houses with 
me. The cop agreed reluctantly. Moron, this was his idea.
	The next door was answered by this sweet old lady in her night gown. 
"Excuse me ma'am," I started. "Do you own a tabby cat?"
	"Yes, I do."
	"With a bell on a pink ribbon?"
	"Yes. Oh dear. What happened to Angel?"
	I explained the events that led to the demise of Angel. I didn't have the 
heart to tell her that it was killed by the "Blue Devil." She was crying 
and muttering something about having just gotten all of its shots and it 
costing $100. I offered to pay her. At first she refused, but I 
insisted. I handed her the $100 and as I watched in total disbelief the 
cop arrested her.

	For selling her pussy.	
- -- 
Steve "Devil Dawg" Lawler
A Red Sox fan living in Yankee country

2000 Sprint ST "Blue Devil"

"I've got wheels of polished steel,
I've tires that grab the road...
And Satan is my motor"
Cake


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