[ST] Caught Speeding . . . . Try this !! (No ZX content OR ST)

[Thomas Emberson <thomas@xxxxxxx>]

The next time your speeding, remember this!

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and
has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for
exceeding 150mph.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think
I saw the registration in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot
and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her
in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, mate.
Hearing this, the officer immediately draws his
revolver and called his back up. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the
driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure officer, here it is.  It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration
papers. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can
see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure
enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told
you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body.  
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who
stopped you said you told him you didn't have a
license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,
and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bas***d told you I
was speeding, as well.


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