Re: [ST] Women Drivers

[Matt Knowles <matt@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

But Jack, since the burns clearly aren't your fault, you will be 
suing, correct? I assume as soon as you retrieved your cell phone out 
of your coffee,  you did call your lawyer right?

>      Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to
>my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per
>hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner!
>      I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
>halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
>      It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
>donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten
>out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell
>phone
>away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and
>burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone and DISCONNECTED AN
>IMPORTANT CALL!!!!
>      WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!
>
>
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