Re: Re[2]: [ST] How to start a flamewar in one easy step...

["Denis Liakos" <denoose@xxxxxxx>]

God and the Village Idiot

One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul.

"I need to find someone to run for president," he said after a while.

Attentive to his boss' needs, St. Paul started naming off a few qualified 
candidates.

"Nah, I want that guy," he said pointing to a drunken Texas governor pissing 
off a balcony.

"You've got to be kidding," said St. Paul, "Not only is he dumber than a box 
of rocks, he's got drinking and drug problems."

"I don't care," said God, "This is the guy."

Perplexed, St. Paul asked: "What is the problem, Lord, art thou angry with 
the Americans?"

"No," said God, "I made a bet with the Devil that I could get a village 
idiot to run for president."

"But won't that work in the Devil's favor, oh Lord?" Paul asked.

"That's all right," said God, "he'll never take Florida



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