[ST] Re: st-digest V2004 #798

[don draper <donnydogood@xxxxxxx>]

 for iPat - LAFN next month

 >>> Ill be in marina del ray in a hotel closer to LAX on Lincoln.
<<<

    We're one hour south of you, on the ocean, and we ride Wed
evenings.
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 for Denis - marriage
 
>>> after the "I do", is typically when the new bride starts saying "I 
don't" (anymore!) <<< 

   From the Married Man's Dictionary:
 Wedlock (noun):  a chastity belt for the mind. 
 Antonym - Divorce:  a hemorrhoidectomy for the soul. 

   A wife is like a loan officer,... she'll give you anything you
want as long as you can prove you don't really need it!
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 for Tim - married twice, almost a 3rd

 >>> That is sooooo depressing. <<<

    My collection of canceled alimony checks (not complete) spans
over a quarter-century;... can you - or any lister - boast of more?
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 for Chris - time to move on

 >>> What about banal things to do with your day? <<<

    You MUST be single!  I'd rather be caught in bed with her sister
than have my wife catch me with nothing to do!!
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 for Al - What do you do?

 >>> Do any of you guys or gals work in the Motorcycle Industry? <<<

    I hold the most important position in the motorcycle industry,... 
I've been making payments on my motorcycles for over a half-century.
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    All you folks with desks make me feel superfluous,... I have the
urge to take the van down to the thrift store and buy one of my own. 
But I can't imagine what I'd do with a desk?... I don't even have a
secretary to bend over it!
                                 doggydoo   - - - o%\o

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