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More Silliness [was RE: [ST] How the academic world sees bikers...]



Good one Marc!

How about this:
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big, huge, gigantic

mega-department store looking for a job.  The manager says, "Do you have any
sales experience?"  The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in
Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You can start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."  His first day
on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up,
the boss came down.  

"How many sales did you make today?" the boss asked.  The kid says, "One."  
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"  The kid says $101,237.64."

The boss says $101,237.64? What on earth did you sell?"  The kid says,
"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told
him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and
I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.  Then he said he didn't think his
Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department
and sold him that 4 x 4 Blazer."

 The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
boat and truck?"  The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons
for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot-you might as well go
fishing."

- --Rick in Oregon
  '01 Sprint ST


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