RE: [ST] Hey Denis

["Heyer, Matthew A." <mheyer@xxxxxxxxx>]

This is one of my favorites.  This was one of my father's, co-worker's
kids.  He was pulled over for speeding in Georgia.  The state trooper
came up to the side of the car (think old school Georgia/southern
officer, with a "yankee" kid driving the car).  As he came to the
driver's window and looked in, the officer said "Son, I've been waiting
for you all day."  To which he replied, "Well I got here as fast as I
could."  Actually got the ticket knocked to a warning....

Matt Heyer




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From: owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
Steve Lawler
Sent: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 5:16 AM
To: ST
Subject: [ST] Hey Denis

You started off with that great tale about your brother. I've been
telling that story to friends and co-workers. "Not yet" gets a laugh
every time. So what about "Part 2: The Trial?"

Along a similar line.

When a friend of mine was in college he and some friends went on a road
trip to Florida. While These highly educated lads are driving through
Georgia they get pulled over by an officer of the law. The cop
approaches the car and in a deep southern drawl says "Boy. Nobody goes
through Georgia that fast."

The sharpest guy chimes in from the back seat, "Sherman did."

They won a free nights stay at the local courthouse.

- -- 
Steve Lawler
Verona, NJ, USA

2001 Sprint ST "Blue Devil"

"A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, 'You
should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest
and folk dancing.'"
            -- Sir Arnold Bax, Farewell my Youth (1943)

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