[ST] Old Age and Wisdom

[George K <gkeslin@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

>An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
>large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, 
>and some
>apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
>swimming when it was built.
>One evening the oldmandecided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
>there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
>back some fruit.
>
>As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
>came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
>
>He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
>One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
>
>The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
>naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
>"I'm here to feed the alligator."
>
>Moral: Old men can still think fast.


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