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[ST] Friday Humor.....No "slurs included"......
- Subject: [ST] Friday Humor.....No "slurs included"......
- From: George K <gkeslin@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:13:20 -0600
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>A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
>dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
>dollars for dinner.
>
>The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
>you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
>
>"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
>
>"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
>
>"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get
>just to stay alive."
>
>"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the
>man asked.
>
>"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
>
>"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of
>food?" the man asked.
>
>"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
>
>"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
>going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
>
>The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
>doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
>
>The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks
>like who has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
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<font size=4><b><i><blockquote type=cite cite>A man was walking down the
street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for
dinner.</font></b></i> <br>
<br>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>The man took out his wallet, extracted
ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"</font><br>
<br>
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man
replied.<br>
<br>
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man
asked.<br>
<br>
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need
everything I can get just to stay alive."<br>
<br>
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
food?" the man asked.<br>
<br>
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't
played golf in 20 years!"<br>
<br>
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
instead of food?" the man asked.<br>
<br>
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
homeless man.<br>
<br>
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked
by my wife."<br>
<br>
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."<br>
<br>
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man
looks like who has given up beer, gambling, golf, and
sex."</blockquote></html>
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