[St] MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT

["Masiak, Richard" <richard_masiak@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: 
 
 What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? 
 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: 
 
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  
 
Is represented as: 1  2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 
 
Then: 
  
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%  
 
And 
 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 
 
But, 
 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 
 
And, 
 
B-U-L-L-S-H -I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 
 
AND, look how far a*s*s kissing will take you. 
 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 
 
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty  that  W hile Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the   Bullsh*t and A*s*s -kissing that will put you over the top. 

 Politicians learn this early!!! 
 
 
"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE 
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS 
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM"    
 
 
 
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