Re: [St] Almost killed by a squirrel

[JES_VFR <jes_vfr@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

At 01:05 PM 6/9/2008, you wrote:
> 1. Do nothing because you can't predict what a squirrel will do. The
> worst case is that Darwin's law takes effect.
>
> 2. Slow down a bit to give the stupid ass squirrel a bit more time to
> decide its fate. After all, squirrels are cute and one of God's
> creatures. Not to mention you don't like cleaning off squirrel guts
> off your chrome.
>
> 3. Hit the brakes in a panic and come to a full stop in the middle of
> the highway just as a speeding motorcycle is approaching from behind
> you.

you forgot #4,
accelerate so that if Darwins law takes hold of the stupid and 
redundant rodent, It will not effect your velocity vector much at the 
moment of impact.

Yeah I hate squirrels.
And cats.


JohnS
A Dragon Ascending
"Forging my body in the Fires of my Will"

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