Non-Triumph Content: Really Lame Dumb Blonde Jokes!

["Paul Wilson" <paulwilson@xxxxxxxxx>]

With apologies to any blonde female listers . . . sorry, I couldn't resist;
some of these are hilarious . . .

Best Regards,

Paul Wilson
Toronto, Canada
(Still waiting for the snow to melt . . .)
>>>SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...
>>>
>>>She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>>>She tripped over the cordless phone.
>>>She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to
>>>makeup her mind.
>>>She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
>>>If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
>>>When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around
>>>the home, she moved.
>>>Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
>>>..It took her months to figure out she could use it at
>>>night.
>>>What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front
>>>of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
>>>Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? ...They're too
>>>hard to retrain.
>>>What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?  ...A
>>>dope ring.
>>>Why can't blondes be pharmacists? ...Because they
>>>can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
>>>What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? ...Humpme
>>>Dumpme.
>>>A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third
>>>grade. Who has the biggest breasts?  .....The blonde,
>>>because she's 18.
>>>What do you call a smart blonde?...A golden retriever.
>>>What's the definition of eternity?   ...4 blondes at a
>>>4-way stop.
>>>What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the
>>>ocean? ...An air pocket.
>>>What do you call a basement full of blondes? ...A
>>>whine cellar.
>>>Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? .."This Goes
>>>In Front."
>>>And the best one for last.....
>>>What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of
>>>Cheerios? ..."Oh,look!! Donut seeds!
>>>
>>>=====
>>>
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