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Re: Non-Triumph Content: Really Lame Dumb Blonde Jokes!



Add my teasing:

Blonde definition of "safe sex" - padded headboard.

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?  
She opens the taxicab door.

Robb
Robb@xxxxxxxxxxx


Paul Wilson wrote:
> 
> With apologies to any blonde female listers . . . sorry, I couldn't resist;
> some of these are hilarious . . .
> 
> Best Regards,
> 
> Paul Wilson
> Toronto, Canada
> (Still waiting for the snow to melt . . .)
> >>>SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...
> >>>
> >>>She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >>>She tripped over the cordless phone.
> >>>She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to
> >>>makeup her mind.
> >>>She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >>>If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
> >>>When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around
> >>>the home, she moved.
> >>>Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
> >>>..It took her months to figure out she could use it at
> >>>night.
> >>>What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front
> >>>of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
> >>>Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? ...They're too
> >>>hard to retrain.
> >>>What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?  ...A
> >>>dope ring.
> >>>Why can't blondes be pharmacists? ...Because they
> >>>can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
> >>>What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? ...Humpme
> >>>Dumpme.
> >>>A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third
> >>>grade. Who has the biggest breasts?  .....The blonde,
> >>>because she's 18.
> >>>What do you call a smart blonde?...A golden retriever.
> >>>What's the definition of eternity?   ...4 blondes at a
> >>>4-way stop.
> >>>What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the
> >>>ocean? ...An air pocket.
> >>>What do you call a basement full of blondes? ...A
> >>>whine cellar.
> >>>Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? .."This Goes
> >>>In Front."
> >>>And the best one for last.....
> >>>What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of
> >>>Cheerios? ..."Oh,look!! Donut seeds!
> >>>
> >>>=====
> >>>
> >
> >
> >
> 
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