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jokes: bike accident, car accident



One day, two men named Bill and Steve were taking a ride on their motorcycles. 
All of a sudden, Bill lost control and hit a telephone pole, tearing off the 
left half of his body. He was immediately rushed to the hospital while Steve 
waited anxiously to hear if he would make it through. After a long wait, 
the doctor came out and said to Steve, "He's all right now."

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, 
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too 
closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes 
a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, 
the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just 
picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be 
the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer 
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so 
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from 
the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

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