cage joke - well, it makes a change, right?

["Leatherbiker" <leatherbiker@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> A San Diego patrolman pulled over a driver and informed him that because
he
> was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
>
> "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.  The
> man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my licence."
>
> At that moment, the wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer,
> don't listen to him.  He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
>
> This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted
> out, "I KNEW we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
>
> At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked, "Are
> we over the border yet?"



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