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[ST] Sorry, had to send this...



A young man bought the fastest motorcycle that money could buy: a
Yamaiumphson 2000 SP 8.2. It was the fastest bike in the world, costing
$32,150.99.

The first day he bought the new bike he took it for a spin. While doing so
he stopped at a red light at the city limits. An elderly gentleman pulled
up next to him on a moped. The man looked over at the bright, red, shiny,
sleek, new motorcycle and asked, "What kind of scooter ya got there,
sonny?"

The young man replied, "It's a Yamaiumphson 2000 SP 8.2. It costs
$32,150.99 out the door."

"That's a lot of money," said the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so
much?"

"Because this bike can go over 200mph!" exclaimed the young man.

The old fella asked, "Can I take a closer look at it?"

"Sure," replied the new owner.