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[ST] joke: Texan in Ireland



A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give
$500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness
back-to-back." 

The room is quiet, and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. 

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the
Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" he asks. 

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them
all back-to-back. 

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan
gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did
you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" 

The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I
could do it first."

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