[ST] More Windows bashing... (off topic)

[Darren Mason <Darren@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Sorry, someone else started it....



Full Source Code for Windows 2000 (I CRACKED THE CODE!)
 
   /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ 
 
   #include "win31.h" 
   #include "win95.h" 
   #include "win98.h" 
   #include "workst~1.h" 
   #include "evenmore.h" 
   #include "oldstuff.h" 
   #include "billrulz.h" 
   #include "monopoly.h" 
   #define INSTALL = HARD 
 
   char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; 
   void main() 
   { 
   while(!CRASHED) 
   { 
   display_copyright_message(); 
   display_bill_rules_message(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   if (first_time_installation) 
   { 
   make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
   make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); 
   disable_Netscape(); 
   disable_RealPlayer(); 
   disable_Lotus_Products(); 
   hang_system(); 
   } 
 
   write_something(anything); 
   display_copyright_message(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   do_some_stuff(); 
 
   if (still_not_crashed) 
   { 
   display_copyright_message(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   basically_run_windows_3.1(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   } 
   } 
 
   if (detect_cache()) 
   disable_cache(); 
 
   if (fast_cpu()) 
   { 
   set_wait_states(lots); 
   set_mouse(speed, very_slow); 
   set_mouse(action, jumpy); 
   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); 
   } 
 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ 
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ 
   printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); 
 
   if (system_ok()) 
   crash(to_dos_prompt) 
   else 
   system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); 
 
   while(something) 
   { 
   sleep(5); 
   get_user_input(); 
   sleep(5); 
   act_on_user_input(); 
   sleep(5); 
   } 
   create_general_protection_fault(); 
   }


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