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[ST] Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2001 00:58:01 +1000



ok, you asked for it.... my favorite joke

Two bits of string walk into a bar

One says to the barman "two beers please"
The barman replies "I haven't served a bit of sting in ages" (or " the last
bit of string I servced asked for a &$?$%!&$%%ER#@".
to which the bit of sting replied
"Im not a bit of string"

The barman said "oh, really........"

to which the bit of string replied "oh, no, I afraid knot"

OK you have to say it to get the best impact...........

( a frayed knot)

From: Bil Swartz bil@xxxxxxxxxx
>Two strings walk into a bar.  One goes up to the bartender
>and says "I'd like a &$?$%!&$%%ER#@".

>The second one says "You'l have to excuse my friend, he's
>not null-terminated".


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