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Re: same model names(Re: [ST] RE: answers to quiz)



Charlie McCullough wrote:
> Microsoft naming their OS "Windows" doesn't preclude someone like Proctor &
> Gamble from using the same name to describe their window cleaning products.

Ah, yes, the Triumph Windows. With these wonderful features:
Installation of any aftermarket accessories from a tailpipe to a decal 
requires tweaking the ECM's tune. This feature is called "Plug and Tweak."
If you install or adjust more than two items on the bike within a three 
month period you must get a new registration code from Triumph or the 
bike will shut itself down.
In an effort to crush the competition Mr. Bloor will give away 
accessories that other charge for. Once those businesses have died off 
he will be able to charge outrages fees and require product reregistration.
Every 300 miles the screen on the digital speedometer goes blue causing 
the owner to shut it down and restart.

Howzabout a Triumph Intersection Explorer?

- -- 
Steve "Devil Dawg" Lawler
A Red Sox fan in -Ah, damnit, there's always next year.

2001 Sprint ST "Blue Devil 2"

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's 
easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
                                Bumper sticker


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