Re: [ST] First ride

["STeve Duncan" <xhippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

original message:
>From: Steve Lawler <slawler@xxxxxxxxxxx>

>Once you have been
>completely overtaken by the dark side you will discover that...
>
>   >>>>big snip<<<<
>
>
>There. Did I forget anything? 
>___________________________________________________________

Oh yes, my friend, you "forgot" a lot !!  :))

If you are to believe everything you read, also include:

Rear brake sucks
Front brake sucks
Stock exhaust sucks
Stock windscreen sucks
Mirrors suck
Horn sucks (or blows, weakly)
Stock seat sucks
Seat lock location sucks
Lack of a helmet lock is criminal
Fuel gauge inaccurate
Speedo inaccurate
Clutch cable sucks
Shifter linkage sucks
Tranny shifts too hard
The Black bikes are muy macho
The Red bikes are the fastest
The Blue bikes are a Chick magnet
The BRG bikes are the only "proper" color
and "RS" stands for Real Sprint so the ST is not even a Sprint   ;-}}}}

Oh yeah, and if you don't ride AT LEAST 15,000 per year and/or 1000 mile 
days, you aren't even a real motorcyclist and shouldn't be allowed to own an 
ST.  <bfg>

Think I'll go for a ride, on this suck ass motorcycle that I love so 
much..............


happy trails y'all,

Steve
   Duncan
Dallas
   Tejas



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