Re: [ST] First ride

["simonb" <simonb@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 15:26:08 -0500, STeve Duncan wrote
> original message:
> >From: Steve Lawler <slawler@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> 
> >Once you have been
> >completely overtaken by the dark side you will discover that...
> >
> >   >>>>big snip<<<<
> >
> >
> >There. Did I forget anything? 
> >___________________________________________________________
> 
> Oh yes, my friend, you "forgot" a lot !!  :))
> 
> If you are to believe everything you read, also include:
> 
> Rear brake sucks
> Front brake sucks
> Stock exhaust sucks
> Stock windscreen sucks
> Mirrors suck
> Horn sucks (or blows, weakly)
> Stock seat sucks
> Seat lock location sucks
> Lack of a helmet lock is criminal
> Fuel gauge inaccurate
> Speedo inaccurate
> Clutch cable sucks
> Shifter linkage sucks
> Tranny shifts too hard
> The Black bikes are muy macho
> The Red bikes are the fastest
> The Blue bikes are a Chick magnet
> The BRG bikes are the only "proper" color
> and "RS" stands for Real Sprint so the ST is not even a Sprint   ;-}}}}
> 
> Oh yeah, and if you don't ride AT LEAST 15,000 per year and/or 1000 
> mile days, you aren't even a real motorcyclist and shouldn't be 
> allowed to own an ST.  <bfg>
> 
> Think I'll go for a ride, on this suck ass motorcycle that I love so 
> much..............
> 
> happy trails y'all,
> 

ER, you forgot to mention the clutch lever. It needs to be changed to the dog
leg version. Unless you've got hands like a gorilla...

- -- 
SimonB - South Wales.

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