Re: [ST] First ride

["Denis Liakos" <denoose@xxxxxxx>]

I just found/ read this post.  Steve, thanks for the laugh!!

Denis Liakos
the kids got out of school today.....
I never thought I'd want to kill Alice Cooper..

 
> ... your fuel sender or fuel connectors are going to leak if you don't
> replace them right now, you are using the wrong kind of oil, you have to
> upgrade your suspension, you don't know how to corner, you have the
> wrong tires/tyres, you are using the wrong chain lube, you don't lube
> your chain enough, you lube your chain way too often, you have to
> replace your sprockets with larger or smaller ones (doesn't matter, you
> will have to replace them), your turn signal lens will fall off at
> speed, you need to adjust your headlamps, you need to replace your
> headlamps with brighter ones that output a gazillion lumens, you have to
> do a track day or you've never really ridden, you have the best dealer,
> your dealer has the most incompetent, ham-fisted mechanic, you will
> leave on your "parking" lights and return to a dead battery. When you
> have a problem you will be told that you should have read the manual
> first unless you did then you will be told that you should have asked
> the list because the manual is wrong. There. Did I forget anything?. Oh,
> yeah. There will come a day when you will hate everyone on the list and
> they will all hate you. THAT is the point of no return.
> 
> Unless you are already the true embodiment of evil, like me, you will
> realize that not a single thing that I said above applies to you.
> 
> There is no turning back now.
> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> 
> -- 
> Steve Lawler
> Verona, NJ, USA, Earth
> 
> 2000 Sprint ST "Blue Devil" Stock suspension and tires. Replaced
> inaccurate, non-leaking fuel sender under warranty. With original chain
> and all it's bits completely intact up until 1 millisecond before it
> surgically removed the rear bumper of a left turning Volvo. R.I.P. at
> 12,100 miles.
> 
> 2001 Sprint ST "Blue Devil II" Stock, stock, stock, except for the
> tires. No leaks except for a one-time coolant overflow. At 18,600 miles
> and climbing.
> 
> "Life is far too important to be taken seriously."



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