[ST] THE chain cleaning solution

["Doug Bailey" <dougthe2wf@xxxxxxx>]

After all this discussion on chain cleaning I have THE solution.

Step 1 - Obtain your cleaning rag

Step 2 - Obtain a bottle of your favorite whiskey or whatever your choice of 
liquor.  "Guinness is good for you" but it just isn't enough here.

Step3 - Apply a small amount of the "cleaner" to the rag

Step 4 - Apply a shot of the "cleaner" to yourself.

Step 5 - Put the bike up on the center stand

Step 6 - Have an accomplishment shot for getting the bike on the center 
stand

Step 7 - Light the cigar, once you've got it well started set it in the 
cigar holder, for those that don't know, it's the bike lifting handle

Step 8 - Hey you got the cigar lit, have a shot

Step um, 9? - Go over and turn on the radio to the classic rock station

Step um, 9? - Great Song!  Have another shot

Step, stumble, um, whichever - Try to find nuetral, maybe find it, maybe not

Step again - have another shot, kick back and enjoy the rest of the 
afternoon, who cares if the chain is clean by now, it's just going to get 
dirty again, right?


Doug



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