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Re: [ST] RE: speaking of naff drivers; was ...turn signal



dont apologise, 
its quite simple. People have responsibilities that they dont really
take seriously. If you step behind the wheel(or bars) of a vehicle 
then you have the responsibility not to impact on anyones life in a
manner that cause injury or concern.

That doesnt need to detract from the fun of participating in that activity.

Whether its changing a radio station, a cd, taking a call or lighting
up a cancer stick etc then people need to realise that these
distraction might impact on their abilit to control the vehicle. These
are not gender specific.

On 4/13/05, Rod Brown <sprint_st@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> Man, I should have never mentioned cell's in my original post, sorry guys.
> Rod

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a 
motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker 
stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He 
tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 
bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries 
everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now 
and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. 
The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the 
back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. 
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of 
the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. 
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. 
Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for 
speeding. 
The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies 
with sarcasm "Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this 
so wants to take a look. 
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back 
to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup 
from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he 
has that he requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 
Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f*ckers 
have managed to nick a motorbike already." 
-- 
iPat
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"Truth is a pathless land. Man cannot come to it through any
organisation, through any creed, through any dogma, priest or ritual,
nor through any philosophic knowledge or psychological technique. He
has to find it through the mirror of relationship, through the
understanding of the contents of his own mind, through observation and
not through intellectual analysis or introspective dissection..."
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