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None M/C material, but funny anyway.

Subject: politically correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."  
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."  
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."  
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY."  
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."  
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."  
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."  
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."  
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."  
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - she is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."  
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE  FACILITY."  
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."  
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."  
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."  
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."  
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."  
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."  
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."  
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."  
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." 
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