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[ST] Re: st-digest V2004 #798
- Subject: [ST] Re: st-digest V2004 #798
- From: don draper <donnydogood@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 10:13:09 -0800
for iPat - LAFN next month
>>> Ill be in marina del ray in a hotel closer to LAX on Lincoln.
<<<
We're one hour south of you, on the ocean, and we ride Wed
evenings.
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for Denis - marriage
>>> after the "I do", is typically when the new bride starts saying "I
don't" (anymore!) <<<
From the Married Man's Dictionary:
Wedlock (noun): a chastity belt for the mind.
Antonym - Divorce: a hemorrhoidectomy for the soul.
A wife is like a loan officer,... she'll give you anything you
want as long as you can prove you don't really need it!
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for Tim - married twice, almost a 3rd
>>> That is sooooo depressing. <<<
My collection of canceled alimony checks (not complete) spans
over a quarter-century;... can you - or any lister - boast of more?
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for Chris - time to move on
>>> What about banal things to do with your day? <<<
You MUST be single! I'd rather be caught in bed with her sister
than have my wife catch me with nothing to do!!
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for Al - What do you do?
>>> Do any of you guys or gals work in the Motorcycle Industry? <<<
I hold the most important position in the motorcycle industry,...
I've been making payments on my motorcycles for over a half-century.
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All you folks with desks make me feel superfluous,... I have the
urge to take the van down to the thrift store and buy one of my own.
But I can't imagine what I'd do with a desk?... I don't even have a
secretary to bend over it!
doggydoo - - - o%\o
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