RE: [ST] Deviation

["Bob Floyd" <monobldg@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Okay Dunc. I prefer to treat all groups with respect, with one obvious
exception:

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when
their car expired. They set out to find help, and came to a farmhouse. When
they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had only two beds,
and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The three
quickly agreed. 

The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have the
beds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroom
door. The Rabbi entered exclaiming, "I can't sleep in the barn; there is a
pig in there. It's against my religion to sleep in the same room with a
pig!" 

The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problem
with pigs. However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through the
bedroom door saying, "There's a COW in the barn! I can't sleep in the same
room as a cow! It's against my religion!" 

The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he'd go to the barn, as he had no
problem sleeping with animals. 

In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cow
entered...

Bob
01 RS
65 BMW R50

- -----Original Message-----
From: owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of STeve
Duncan
Sent: Thursday, February 24, 2005 9:55 AM
To: ST@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: RE: [ST] Deviation

Guy walks into the store and asks "Do you have any Polish Sausage?"

Man behind the counter says, "Why, are you a Polack?"

Customer is irate and says, What, are you prejudice?  If I had come in here 
and asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were a Kruat, or had I 
asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was a Wop, huh, would ya?

Probably not, the guy says, 'cause this is a Hardware store.




eL Donut
jinete en la tormenta

STeve Duncan
'00-Sprint-ST



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