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Re: [ST] Deviation



was that "Lawyer" or "Lawler"??

inquiring minds want to know
- ----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bob Floyd" <monobldg@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <ST@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Thursday, February 24, 2005 1:49 PM
Subject: RE: [ST] Deviation


> Okay Dunc. I prefer to treat all groups with respect, with one obvious
> exception:
>
> A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country 
> when
> their car expired. They set out to find help, and came to a farmhouse. 
> When
> they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had only two beds,
> and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The three
> quickly agreed.
>
> The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have the
> beds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroom
> door. The Rabbi entered exclaiming, "I can't sleep in the barn; there is a
> pig in there. It's against my religion to sleep in the same room with a
> pig!"
>
> The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problem
> with pigs. However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through the
> bedroom door saying, "There's a COW in the barn! I can't sleep in the same
> room as a cow! It's against my religion!"
>
> The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he'd go to the barn, as he had 
> no
> problem sleeping with animals.
>
> In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cow
> entered...
>
> Bob
> 01 RS
> 65 BMW R50
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of STeve
> Duncan
> Sent: Thursday, February 24, 2005 9:55 AM
> To: ST@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: RE: [ST] Deviation
>
> Guy walks into the store and asks "Do you have any Polish Sausage?"
>
> Man behind the counter says, "Why, are you a Polack?"
>
> Customer is irate and says, What, are you prejudice?  If I had come in 
> here
> and asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were a Kruat, or had I
> asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was a Wop, huh, would ya?
>
> Probably not, the guy says, 'cause this is a Hardware store.
>
>
>
>
> eL Donut
> jinete en la tormenta
>
> STeve Duncan
> '00-Sprint-ST
>
>
>
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