RE: [ST] Jackin' the RS

["Heyer, Matthew A." <mheyer@xxxxxxxxx>]

You all need some serious help.....

Matt Heyer



- -----Original Message-----
From: owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
Denis Liakos
Sent: Monday, February 28, 2005 9:12 AM
To: ST@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [ST] Jackin' the RS

If you have developed a trusting relationship with the bike, you can
also 
purchase a Pit Bull Stand for the front end of the machine:

 http://tinyurl.com/3u6ue

The technique used here is not as intrusive as suggested by that
pervert, 
Rich...

Approach the bitch from the front, wielding the stand with the hand you 
favor. The erect probe is then "offered up" between her legs to a shiny 
metallic orifice you can locate with your fingers or visually.  Align
the 
stand so that your rod is gently yet firmly slipped into her open,
waiting 
hole, and as you firmly seat your hard post into her, authoritatively
force 
her legs upward.  She will surrender to you with anticipation and
delight, 
legs upraised, and permit you to delve into her at will.


Denis Liakos


- ----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Masiak, Richard" <Richard_Masiak@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <ST@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, February 28, 2005 8:45 AM
Subject: RE: [ST] Jackin' the RS


> This is one of those topics where, like intercourse, you'll get
thousands 
> (ok maybe hundreds) of different positions.  So I'll chime in with the

> position that works best for us.
>
> (Mine is a two person activity)
>
> 1) Remove her belly pan.
>
> 2) Gently slide both hands down each fork and when you reach the
nipple 
> just beneath each caliper, grasp firmly while squatting.
>
> 3) Now, take a deep breath and lift.  Thrusting her up with your legs.
>
> 4) Hold the position while your partner places a jack stand on each
side 
> of the engine. (Note.  This is hard to describe w/o pictures, but
under 
> the oil level window and directly across on the other side are two
places 
> for the stands to sit.)
>
> 5) Exhale, gently resting her on the stands.
>
> Now she's ready for you to have your way with her.
>
> Rich
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of
> aronnmail-list@xxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Saturday, February 26, 2005 11:38 PM
> To: ST@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [ST] Jackin' the RS
>
> <<SNIP>>
>
> I'd hoped to put the rear on the lift then put a jack
> under the crankcase to get the front up, but there
> appear to be too many sensitive bits underneath
> there--oil filter and some metal hoses.
>
> So, what do others do?  I just want to get the wheel
> off for a tire change.
>
> Thanks,
> -Aron
> <<SNIP>>
>
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