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[ST] Poop joke



A Texan rides into town from the desert in west Texas on a badly worn
horse.  Every part of his body is covered in sunburn and heat rash.
Badly dehydrated, he stops in front of the local saloon and half falls
off his worn-out plug.  Using the horse to support himself, he limps to
the rear of the animal and lifts it's tail.

Reaching into the revealed orifice, he secures some "poop" and lathers
it about his mouth.  He turns to enter the saloon.

The town drunk looks on in shocked surprise and says, "Damn, Mister, I
didn't know horse shit was good for chapped lips!"

The cowboy said, "It isn't, it just keeps you from licking them."

Andrew F. Kay, Jr.
Riders of the Lost Empire, LC,  13355 79th Street, Fellsmere, FL 32948
www.lostempire.com   andy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
"Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife, throughout the sensual world
proclaim, one crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a
name." Thomas Osbert Mordaunt, 1730-1809



- -----Original Message-----
From: owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner-st@xxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
Heyer, Matthew A.

Somebody tell me poop joke...

Matt Heyer



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