[ST] Have a Laugh

["Masiak, Richard" <Richard_Masiak@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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Sent: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 4:00 PM
Subject: FW: surgery


A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over 
His mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, 
Surgical procedure.
 
A young student nurse arrives, to give him a partial sponge bath.
 
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
 
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm only here 
To wash your upper body and feet."
 
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
 
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back  
the covers.
 
She raises his gown, holds his willy in one hand and his testicles in 
the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
 
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful but, listen very, 
very closely...
              "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

 

 

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