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[ST] top 10 reasons Harley riders wont wave back

 

 	 

 

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty ... 

9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm ... 

8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for ... 

7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off... 

6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos ... 

5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new
Harley ... 

4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is
partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers ... 

3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their
ears like everyone else ... 

2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on
spiked helmet ... 

And the Number One reason Harley riders don't wave back: 

1.They're jealous!! That after spending $30,000, they still don't own a real
bike.

 

 

Ciao,

Victor

Buckeye, AZ USA

2004 MV Agusta Brutale

www.RaginPitBull.com

 

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