[St] THANKSGIVING FORECAST

[Jack Hays <rude@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

THANKSGIVING FORECAST

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon
high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the
cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice
through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates.
Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates
slippery spots on the other.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire
area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the
turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F
in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will
be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50
percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend
where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the
only wish left will be the bone.



Jack "Rude Dog" Hays
972-952-5065
"I'll see you on the dark side of the Moon"

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